Monday, April 28, 2008

Badgers - what's that all about?



If a badger breaks the leg of a dead person in the forest and no one is around to hear the snap, do badgers really exist?
Todays question is one that has plagued my mind for almost a day now, that is: do badgers really exist?
I know we've all seen them as red, black and white road kill (or as I like to call them Decoys) but has anyone actually ever seen a live badger? My guess is no and the time has come to question their existence.
What, you might ask, is the reason this fallacy? What are they hiding? Who are "they"? One theory that this myth was put forward by the creators of "Farthingwood Friends" who happen to be fierce woodland conservationists bent on keeping the woods free from meandering Sunday walkers who kill countless blades of grass with every careless but fatal foot fall.
As a means to their end they use urban legends to scaremonger the wood be (heh heh – wood be!) forest walkers into staying at home. Yes it is my theory that these cads are responsible for the "warnings" that rogue badgers will try to break your leg on sight. They say that one should carry a piece of wood with you and break it when a badger attacks so when they hear the snap they will think their mission has been accomplished and run off. A likely story. The bastards.
This kind of mass bewilderment is as shameful as that of the boogieman and born-again Christians. And it’s just plain mean.

Aoif

Thursday, April 10, 2008

pink haired girl


pink haired girl, originally uploaded by gravitylovesme.

happy new year!! ok, it's april... but i just noticed that i haven't posted since 2007... i'm being festive!

oh screw this