Badgers - what's that all about?

If a badger breaks the leg of a dead person in the forest and no one is around to hear the snap, do badgers really exist?

Todays question is one that has plagued my mind for almost a day now, that is: do badgers really exist?

I know we've all seen them as red, black and white road kill (or as I like to call them Decoys) but has anyone actually ever seen a live badger? My guess is no and the time has come to question their existence.

What, you might ask, is the reason this fallacy? What are they hiding? Who are "they"? One theory that this myth was put forward by the creators of "Farthingwood Friends" who happen to be fierce woodland conservationists bent on keeping the woods free from meandering Sunday walkers who kill countless blades of grass with every careless but fatal foot fall.

As a means to their end they use urban legends to scaremonger the wood be (heh heh – wood be!) forest walkers into staying at home. Yes it is my theory that these cads are responsible for the "warnings" that rogue badgers will try to break your leg on sight. They say that one should carry a piece of wood with you and break it when a badger attacks so when they hear the snap they will think their mission has been accomplished and run off. A likely story. The bastards.

This kind of mass bewilderment is as shameful as that of the boogieman and born-again Christians. And it’s just plain mean.

Aoif

pink haired girl

pink haired girl, originally uploaded by gravitylovesme.

happy new year!! ok, it's april... but i just noticed that i haven't posted since 2007... i'm being festive!

oh screw this

holga folly

holga folly 1, originally uploaded by gravitylovesme.

and the results were woefull! but i will persevere...

this week i have mostly...

... been playing with of these babies..
pretty hot is my holga 120 CFN...multiple exposures, colour flash, vignetting, medium format, no promises of a decent yeild.. as a born digitalizer it's practically nerve wracking to work with analog... but sure feck it!!
i'm off to town now to get a holga film processed and buy some polaroid..

stay sexy
(like anyone actually reads this)

word.


i really need a new header for this page.....

Introducing Mr. Crow

Introducing Mr. Crow, originally uploaded by gravitylovesme.

this is my new matey that i found in a second hand shop last weekend. i couldnt stop thinking about him.. he's a little bit creepy due to being dirty and having real feathers.. however i think there's sometime sweet in his sole button eye. so i bought him today and have decided to make him my new muse.. Mr Crow.
however something happened in the six hours since i purchased Mr Crow (for a mere €8, what price for friendship?) well.. i went to tesco and i bought a rotisserie chicken and brought him home and began to peel his carcas of lean meat - now i have always been of strong constitution and a carnivore, but i suddenly found myself feeling really guilty and disgusted at what i was doing and couldn't continue...
then i realised my new found friend and muse was also poultry... and the chicken is still waiting in my fridge for me to get my mojo back.... but from Mr. Crow, have i inheritied a poultry soultry?

A x

penguin

i have this idea for a cartoon strip involving a penguin, the west wing and poo. sounds strange, but it’s gonna be funny, my boyfriend laughed.
then theres my other project involving the cold war and a crack team of spies… except they’re all animals…

See more progress on: draw cartoon strips